JUNEAU, AK – Alaska Governor and Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin announced plans to build the Sarah Palin Home for Unwed Mothers in Juneau in an article to be printed in next month’s issue of Vogue Magazine. Concerned that there may be many homeless Alaskan daughters sharing the same plight as Bristol, her 17-year-old [...]
Archive for September 15th, 2008
The Alaskan Times: Governor Palin Promises Help for Homeless Teenage Mothers
Posted in Political Satire, tagged Abstinence-Only, Birth Control, Sarah Palin, Satire, unwed mothers on September 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Sarah Palin – Governor Slashed Funding for Teen Moms
Posted in Political, tagged Sarah Palin, Teenage Pregancy on September 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
In the Washington Post: Palin Slashed Funding for Teen Moms http://voices.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/09/02/palin_slashed_funding_to_help.html Hmmm… anybody know any teen moms in Alaska? Are the chickens coming home to roost?
What do you call children who use abstinence-only birth control?
Posted in Political, Political Satire, tagged abstinence, Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin, unwed mothers on September 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Parents. Our beautiful daughter, Bristol, came to us with news that, as parents, we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned.” Gov. Sarah Palin Of Alaska, announcing with her husband, Todd, that their unmarried 17-year-old daughter is pregnant. (It also appears that there will be a shotgun wedding.) How about [...]
Sarah Palin – Doing God’s Work in Alaska
Posted in Political, tagged bridge to nowhere, earmarks, Sarah Palin on September 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Governor Palin earlier lobbied with Alaska’s Congressional Delegation for the “Bridge-to-Nowhere”, but, at her acceptance speech this week, said that she had told Congress ‘thanks but no thanks’ for the earmark. Congress simply removed the “earmark” for the bridge, and still gave Alaska all of the money anyway. Governor Palin said that “If we want [...]
Sarah Palin – The Bible Tells Me So
Posted in Political, tagged creationism, right to life, Sarah Palin on September 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Sarah Palin joins George W. Bush as yet another public official who believes that the world was made in 144 hours, and only 6000 years ago, and that there were dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark. I wonder if she donated to the Creation Museum? In addition to showing dinosaurs with saddles so that their human companions [...]
Sara Palin – Arguably the most beautiful woman standing next to a Chief Executive of a nation since Carla Bruni-Sarkozy
Posted in Political, tagged Carla Bruni, Carla Sarcozy, Sarah Palin on September 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Well, maybe John McCain isn’t having as much fun as French president Nikolas Sarcozy, but he did show up with a real tropy running mate in his Hail Mary pass at the Republican Convention. Not really a pry-my-cold-dead-fingers-off-of-my-Bible kind of knee-jerk right-wing Republican, Senator McCain chose a stunningly beautiful, absolutely wacky [...]
Sarah Palin – Be careful what you ask for …
Posted in Political, tagged Abstinence-Only, Roe v Wade, Sarah Palin on September 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
So, folks when you pull that lever next to the “R”, remember what you will get: Roe v. Wade overturned No government funds for stem cell research Unbridled Big Business running the country and its wars Even greater Oil Company profits Privatization of Social Security Greater budget deficits Worsening reputation for the US in the [...]